Brett: A recent study has concluded that women that carry around a little extra weight live twice as long as men that mention it.
7 hours ago
Brett: A wolf, fox and a weasel sit down in a booth together at a diner and the waitress asks them what they'll be having to drink.
"Coffee!" growls the wolf.
"Water." rasps the fox.
"Pop." goes the weasel.
8 hours ago
Brett: Did you hear about the neighboring houses falling in love?
It was a lawn-distance relationship.